defiled:

This is what I’m saying, boys and girls.  Dangle your modifiers at your own risk.  The misuse of English may lead to infanticide.  Bad grammar kills.

I’m laughing so hard. I love nerdy grammar humor.

defiled:

This is what I’m saying, boys and girls.  Dangle your modifiers at your own risk.  The misuse of English may lead to infanticide.  Bad grammar kills.

I’m laughing so hard. I love nerdy grammar humor.

I consider myself an authentic feminist. Not as defined by the modern movement. And, let me clarify that a little bit more. I was an English major, so break it down: -ist means one who celebrates. As a feminist, I celebrate my femininity.
Delaware GOP nominee Christine O’Donnell redefining what the suffix “-ist” means.
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country