1. Complete taxes (so that I may receive my refund sooner to put it all on red at the casino).
2. Complete and submit the first modules of both my graduate courses (so that I can instantly be pinpointed as the overachieving asshole).
3. Finish my economics lessons for next week (so that I can be lazy and not stay late tomorrow). 
4. Wash, dry, and put away my laundry (emphasis on “put away,” so that I don’t leave the dry clothes in the bin overnight). 
5. Attempt to fix the passenger side mirror on my car (because it fell off when a deer tried to make its acquaintance). 
6. Finish reading The Wettest County in the World (because it’s about 1930s bootleggers and John Hillcoat is adapting this awesomeness). 

Okay, Jonnyboy, if you are rereading this - I know you are tired, but stay on task, damn it! Just make another cup for coffee.