This is my stream of consciousness - a self-serving archive of inspired thoughts and interesting things that I come across. I'm a capricious and self-loathing writer, teacher, adventurer, academic, dreamer, narcissist, playboy, idealist, realist, visionary, filmmaker, critic, actor, cynic, reformer, heathen, activist, romantic, political junkie, procrastinator, wanderluster, unforgiving dork, and all around excellent billiards player. Or something like that.
My friend thought it would be a great idea to Photoshop us all into The Last Supper. I’m just glad he didn’t make me Judas.
I’m pretty sure I am going to get this printed and framed for my wall.
I see photos like this and realize that all I want to do is travel to places like this and write and travel and write and travel and write. Damn my middle class, debt-filled life.
Château de Chillon
When a gal says, “I’m, like, totally mature for my age, I’ve just been through sooooooooooo much in my life,” this can usually be translated as meaning the exact opposite.
It’s crazy that stuff like this is still happening in the world.
It’s science. Everybody knows it. Girls can unforgivably overly-admire as many female celebrities as they’d like, but guys, not so much. You know, we have to act all tough and pretend like we’re the only cool people in the world and nobody else is way cooler. Men are entitled to just five. I think it says that in the Bible or something. So, he’s my five heterosexual man crushes.
1. Paul Newman
2. Harrison Ford
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Gary Oldman
5. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Feels good getting that off my chest.
Why do people cheat? What is it about physical attractions that will let our love stray? Love never seems to be enough for anyone anymore. It’s such a sad thought to me.
It’s not “anymore.” It’s how it’s always been, we just seem to have a more warped romanticized view on what love is nowadays. Love isn’t some mystical, magical force that will bring balance to our life. It’s a choice, like any other. Love doesn’t make physical attraction to others simply disappear. It’s still there. The rest is a choice we have to make. Sometimes, though, we as human beings are weak and act on our selfish impulses without taking in account the consequences or who it will hurt and that’s when a guy sticks his dick in a woman that isn’t his wife or a woman trips and falls on top of some stud and the next thing she knows, they’re passionate going at it. It sucks, but it’s the reality of the situation. Many of us are already in control of these impulses and it seems so easy, but for others, for the weaker, it’s a daily struggle. It has little to do with love.
(via katlyngirl)
Years of practice in junior high school.
No guy wants to be in the heat of the moment, passionately tearing off a woman’s shirt, only to have to whisper softly into her ear, “Uh, can you get that for me?” Unless he can whisper it in Spanish. Then he’s sexy again.
The D.E.N.N.I.S. System: Dennis’s “fool-proof system for getting any chick’s undying love.”
Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely
